Thursday, August 6, 2009

This is about politicians!


This is about politicians!

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who make the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Toronto, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Montreal, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Vancouver, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon, from Calgary, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable

What do you say?

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